Walter C*nt, The Porsche Plonker

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This is tired Weem. Tired from my first long day of riding in 2015 and tired of seeing so many other road users making calls, texting or checking their social media feeds and being powerless to stop them. If only we...

Karting with RedRenna and Finnoctane

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Not much talking in this one .... was a couple of years since I was last karting, so I was just savouring the moment :) Met up with RedRenna and Finnoctane at Daytona Karting in Esher/Sandown .... and it started ou...

Everything you need to know about the 2015 BMW S1000RR

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Thanks go out to the lovely peeps at Bahnstormer (Alton) for letting me test ride their new BMW S1000RR demonstrator bike. I was hoping for great things, but I was left feeling ..... a bit underwhelmed :/ To sum i...

FireWeem Dyno Run

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Its funny when you go to different places that have Dyno machines. Every one of them claim to have the most accurate one and poo-poo every other shop that has a dyno :D Like theirs is the only one in the world tha...

The Proposition

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A wee vlog from the summer archive... A quick ride up to Box Hill ... then back because it started raining (dammit) While we go along I chat a wee bit about the Sena SMH10R I use and the oddest things people have ...

The Isle of SMo

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"Catch me if you can" he said ...... 5 minutes later I was on a ferry with a biscuit in my hand and a steadycam in my backpack Yup, I went a Smo huntin' on the the Isle of White. The ride down was wet 'n foggy, b...

Drug Fuelled Impersonations

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Sick as a sick parrot and out riding in freezing fog .... nice :D But I had an appointment to keep, so off I went to Southampton to get the FireWeem valeted and ACF50 treated to protect it through the winter months. ...

Girlfriend pranked with The Ring video

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A short follow-up vlog to the "DarkWeem" video I released last week. Talking about how horror films used to freak me out when I was young and how I pranked an ex-girlfriend with the cursed Ring Video. ----------...

The DarkWeem

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Okaaaay .... Well, this is properly f*cked up. I came up with the idea for this at the beginning of October and I'd planned to release it on Halloween night, but a few things got in the way (work, weather ... apath...

Ch-Ch-Chin Curtain

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Ghaad dammmit .... I really like this HJC RPH-A+ helmet, but the chin curtain is a poor design.   Every other change they made was a smart improvement and I'll admit that the new chin curtain is better in c...

Coming Soon – The DarkWeem

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I was hoping to introduce you to the #DarkWeem this Halloween, however it seems that he's a little shy. I'll keep feeding him lies and entrails in the meantime to try to coax him out of his dark cavern. Until then...

Drop and Give Me 20

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The vlogging community is expanding ... at the waistline so it's time to get fit

AWOL Weem

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I'm still here ..... I'm not deed :) Quick spontaneous wee update vlog to let you know I'm still here, but a bit swamped and I haven't had time to edit together my backlog of vlogs... Everything should calm down s...

UltimateEar Earplugs

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One of the great things about doing shift work is all the free time. One of the downsides is trying to sleep through hot summer days when everyone else is out f*cking about in the sunshine ... right outside my window...

Crappy Roads

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An unusually a ranty wee vid from me today as I ride through some country lanes ... at rush hour. The roads in the UK aren't great at the best of times and I accidentally found a couple of badly signed + surfaced o...