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Weem meets Quentin Redbeard and TriTripleKylie

Waaaaay back in January I was on one of Bran7701‘s Google Hangouts and the question came up: “Who would you like to meet [that you haven’t already]”

I’ve met a few already, but there was one special deviant that came to my mind….. Him with the massive heed ….. the Redbeard :

Around the same time he started seeing TriTripleKylie who’s just as much a deviant as he is.
So I sent a message and we arranged a 3-way … er … meet-up 😉

On the way to the meet point in Petworth I got rained on …. and then more rain … and more … :/
It didni’t help that I had my camera in the exposed Frame mount, so it got soaked through. I hadn’t realised, but the water got into the camera, shorted the power button which switched it on for about 20 minutes without me knowing (hense the wet footage at the beginning)

Although it was recording, the camera display was dead, it was showing 1 solid red light and it was unresponsive.
Bucked 🙁

So I pulled the battery and put the camera in the seat unit face down where it must have been dried out by the warmth of my arse juices (…. and the Power Commander). By the time we stopped later in Whiteway’s Cafe for a bite of lunch it had dried out and was working again …. 😀

…. and that’s where the video starts 🙂

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Monsieur Redbeard: https://www.youtube.com/user/QuentinRedbeard
Madame Kylie: https://www.youtube.com/user/tritriplekylie

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Background Music
King Unique – Obscene Dirty Filthy Immoral

Trying to keep the sticky side down :) ----------------------------------------------- Rides: 2010 Fireblade Cameras: GoPro Hero2 + 3

36 Comments

  • bakerXderek

    I would love to ride with them with Sena intercoms, they are TOO funny. This vid was aRREEAALL good.

  • Skeggy Cruiser

    Great video bud, and I love the special High pitched ending, you should keep that, lol, I sub Kylie and Redbeard so thankfully knew what to expect, pleased to see your not tied to a chair missing a limb or two, RSM8.

  • tritriplekylie

    Weeeeem. We’d like to apologise for lack of involvement until this point. We had a a very busy few days and we promise to eat you out until its sparkling clean :DQuentin is now a Honda owner, so just like in avatar he has mated with his blade for life and attaches to it via a weird extra long tentacle that grows from his crotch so he can control it using his oversized cranium he calls a headit’s good to see you managed to crawl free from the condom filled sands of the desolate lands we call Hayling island. I hope you gave the anal dwelling sea mouse a good home and use him occasionally for the freaky sex acts you told us about in great detail you dirty wee bastidRS-wee-MF

  • Quentin Redbeard

    Weeeeem. We’d like to apologise for lack of involvement until this point. We had a very busy few days and we promise to eat you out until it’s sparkling clean :D959!? It’s a 954 xD Kylie does love those cyclist arse grabs, I could make a 15 minute vlog out of those alone haha. You should have said you needed a piss, I was thirsty 🙁 Your rear shock definitely needs a drop of oil, creaking badly there :pRS Wee MF 🙂

  • Toobi-wan Onroadi

    What a treat, in that you survived the encounter and got your bike back. Nice gathering and am sure it was filled with plenty of laughs.

  • The Biker Bean

    great video and your definitely Quentin’s & Kylie’s commentator! haha 😀

  • borstalboy24

    does quentin not understand that you cant just type ‘somewhere dry’ in TomTom as a destination.not to sure is spicy was luck or not that you 3 did not find him

  • Static Ironhead

    The first meeting was to size you up. Now the next time you will be more relaxed and this is when they will tie you up and toss you in the dungeon! LOL

  • N T

    Hi Weem, I don’t believe this, first you rode in my old stomping ground in “Meet My Maker” and “Posh Beans” and now you’re down my new neck of the woods in this vid !!. We must meet sometime ??

  • ninjanelly350

    A succesful mission,you made it in….and you made it out.Well done Weeem and your body wasnt violated,result!

  • CaptainCranky

    I’m glad I watched your vid after theirs – kind of a return to some sort of sanity… almost…You were brave stepping off the bike and turning off the engine!!I would have been escape-ready the whole time 🙂

  • The XT Donkey

    If you ever find yourself in Northern Ireland I’m sure I can find the time to come say heyyyy 😛

  • Dracati Ducati

    Those ‘detour’ days, are sometimes the best memories…;)Funny Stuff, thx for Share

  • alightvlogging

    holy shit you escaped! you must have taken my advice not to accept the sweeties he offers you.

  • Surf Pilot

    Qrb, Kylie and weem in one day, brilliant..and you escaped in one piece too, that is unless you edited the part where they milked you? great vid mate.

  • SouthernFried Tom

    I heard Kylie wanted to keep you as her butt-plug as her old one has gone all rusty from being inserted since 1836!

  • busa black

    That’s you now met the von crazies.It was a good idea not to get your wee man out in that lay by, other wise we could have been watching a whole different video.

  • The Gentleman Biker

    Loving the cable and punching sound effects Weem. You’ve got massive balls going to see them, they’re mental!

  • Blahdeblah52

    Mate, I saw their video. OMG. You actually went and met these nutters. Kudos.I so need to meet Kyles. Quentin, well he can do one 😉

  • webby724

    I went over a gravel patch once. Wasn’t pleasant, could feel my wheels shifting.Then I rode to Tesco and bought Red Bull. I was happy that day. Because Red Bull.