Weem's Vlogs

Geriatric Suicide Squad

November 4, 2013 /

Sorry in advance for all the swearing and sorry there’s no “Whaddup People?” greeting – I hadn’t planned on making a vlog on this ride.

I’d popped out on the bike to relax, go for a nice ride and do a quick set-up test to make sure the camera mount worked with the full GoPro cover on it rather than just the frame mount that I normally use. Nice and relaxing ride …..
Then it started to rain and everyone started driving like assholes.

In the end I had to put the bike away as it was just a matter of time before one of them tagged me.

Exaggeration maybe?
I counted 10 or so examples of bad driving in only 20 minutes …… and I ended in RAGE Overload.

I’m normally happy-go-lucky – until people try and drive into me. Then the DarkWeem makes an appearance.

I don’t actually care about people pulling out or making mistakes as we all do it. It’s an inherent human trait.
But what does f*ck me off is people not apologising for their mistakes. It’s as if they don’t care about anyone else but themselves.

Makes me want to punch them in the head (Raaar!)

Trying to keep the sticky side down :) ----------------------------------------------- Rides: 2010 Fireblade Cameras: GoPro Hero2 + 3

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120 Comments

  • matt steele

    January 4, 2014 at 11:11

    My rageometer would explode! I tend to get off the bike and ask them why they did what they did. My best near miss was when a car decided to over take when coming towards me and his excuse…… he thought i was a car? Ride safe

  • matt steele

    January 4, 2014 at 11:11

    My rageometer would explode! I tend to get off the bike and ask them why they did what they did. My best near miss was when a car decided to over take when coming towards me and his excuse…… he thought i was a car? Ride safe

  • sudopeople

    December 20, 2013 at 18:29

    I’m quite particular about my brakes as well. I’d rather not have someone else mess with them for the same reason you don’t want to take your bike back to that shop. I’ve also found that brakes are some of the easiest parts to work on. Fuel stuff though; yeah, I won’t touch that with a ten foot stick.

  • Gareth O'Flattery

    December 5, 2013 at 16:09

    Omg I know exactly where you were riding! I used to live in Feltham which is only a couple minutes away. Small world.

  • blacktest

    November 21, 2013 at 17:38

    people who are old and confused and don’t know there left from right anddd orr where they live should probebly not be driving xD

  • Karl Logan

    November 15, 2013 at 02:57

    Since riding with your new exhaust on compared to this video, do you find people move out the way a bit more? Since putting a new exhaust on my 650 people seem to hear me coming a bit sooner and pull in for me 🙂

  • DangleVonBallbag

    November 7, 2013 at 13:01

    Nice one Weeem my man. You’ve been out of Scotchland too long though. A real jock would have bottled the driver with a Buckfast, followed by a Glasgow kiss.

  • Matthew Sewell

    November 6, 2013 at 12:32

    Thought I recognised these roads, I live in Staines so I can relate to the crazy drivers on them. When I saw that golf try to race you my immediate thought was “that’s cute”

  • WeeemRCB

    November 6, 2013 at 12:26

    If I go quiet then it’s usually a sign for the twat to get out my airspace before I explooooode 😉

  • tangatron34

    November 6, 2013 at 10:06

    Mate you are THE most chilled scot I have ever seen! I’d be screaming in my lid if that had been me! 😉

  • TheConstantBiker

    November 5, 2013 at 10:02

    Loving the rageometer, I would get one but it would be constantly in the red. Also thought you “ooooh hello” at the Micra was hilarious. Subbed

  • CbrHoonigan

    November 5, 2013 at 01:21

    haha i would of done it to anything going ahaha but im on a 125 i get beaten more often that not

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 23:00

    Nutter :)There was a faint whiff of Sisters of Mercy (Dominion) playing in the background as he walked past ….#TrueStory

  • The Crumble

    November 4, 2013 at 22:34

    Not even an apology-bloody typical! I’m talking about the bloke who looked like a woman-not the dame in the white Micra 🙂

  • TheDippyDipper

    November 4, 2013 at 21:53

    NO!*Praying* Oh lord, please, if you’re listening, stop all the SMIDSY’s, suicidal pedi’s and other nonesense which angers the Weeem so that we may be able to live another day, safe in the knowledge that we are able to open up the fridge to the delights of modern food stuffs, state-of-the-art cooling technologies, and NO empty milk cartons. *Continues Praying*

  • Mark Robbins

    November 4, 2013 at 21:41

    Get a mate to show you how to do your brakes. It’s not that hard once you have done it a few times. I’ve had so many bad experiences with dealerships, I don’t bother with them unless I need OEM parts. It’ll save you $’s and at least you know if it’s done right or if you bolloxed it!

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 21:27

    That’s true. You sit much further forward and the mic us hidden in the helmet so you don’t hear it as much (until you’re in a tunnel).Other video is rendering now – should be online within the hour 😉

  • blacktest

    November 4, 2013 at 20:19

    also the rage ometer i was watching it and it was going up and i was actually getting mad for you xD

  • blacktest

    November 4, 2013 at 20:18

    AWESOME! 😀 i was just watching your other videos and noticed that the sound is actually rather nice and loud i guess videos never really let you hear anything close to what it sounds like for real :>

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 20:13

    And there’s tornados …. and sharks … and .and .and empty milk cartons put back in the fridge (ooooh)

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 20:12

    The FireWeem has a non cat Acrapovic with the baffle out ….I can’t have it any louder unless I was to remove the end can totally 😉 I’ll upload another vid tonight – just for you so you can see 🙂

  • Skeggy Cruiser

    November 4, 2013 at 19:13

    Weeem You Crease me up! Love the rageometer, so if you ride faster in the rain you get as wet, Right! lol. Ride Safe Buddy.

  • blacktest

    November 4, 2013 at 18:59

    loud pipes GET SOME! xD dude you have the patience of a saint with people when i get blatantly cut up like that and people don’t apologies i make them remember what they did with the sound of my pipes! BRAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAP!

  • Jandax

    November 4, 2013 at 18:51

    hey another vlogger that rides in my area!the petrol station near the end, i did the same thing a few days ago to get out of the rain, in that garage 🙂

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 17:50

    ‘Sup BlahDeBlah :)I know the fuel filter is mechanically easy to do, but it’s a messy job.I’d rather pay someone £15 to do it and smell of petrol for 3 days instead of me ;)Brake pads and disks I’ll do, but I won’t bleed brakes ‘cos is too important to get wrong. And I probably would.

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 17:45

    We all have bad days, make mistakes. I can forgive that as I’m not perfect myself.But no apologising after … makes me go all SilverBack v=wXvrvyKhpV0

  • WeeemRCB

    November 4, 2013 at 17:35

    Cheers TS42Li’ll bit of After Effects magic there ;)The only way to guarantee work is done right is to do it yourself. Hard when you don’t have a garage tho 🙁

    • WeeemRCB

      November 4, 2013 at 17:34

      Cheers Steve.Ironic that people have lived so long are the ones being reckless with other people’s lives.Christ, that was almost poetic …. 😀

    • WeeemRCB

      November 4, 2013 at 17:30

      Yea, she need glasses….. so I can take them of her fat stupid face and jam them up their ass …. sideways.

    • WeeemRCB

      November 4, 2013 at 17:27

      I think I was only doing 30 … not too bad.There is a technique to going over them faster tho – I explain in this vlog: v=3p0T0xNZ-A4 😉

    • Blahdeblah52

      November 4, 2013 at 16:53

      12:00 It was a man, well that, or a very Butch lady :-)As already said mate, Old Folks (Coffin Dodgers) need to be Curtailed. They are so, SO bad!!!This is our lives they are messing with…BTW, Fuel Filters jobby. VERY easy, one of the easiest you will find. Sayin that, until ya do it, it’s a problem I spose.Just do it mate, you’ll be Golden 😉

    • DEVON MELON

      November 4, 2013 at 16:03

      hahah you are the least aggressive person i have seen lol, i would just get angry and turn into a mountain gorilla!

    • ThreeStreets42

      November 4, 2013 at 15:12

      I love the Rage O’Meter! I can feel you on shitty mechanics! The last time I brought my bike in they couldn’t figure out how to put on tires. I bitch about it in my first vlog.

    • Steve WK

      November 4, 2013 at 14:06

      And when you’re old and confused and don’t know where you live anymore…the LAST place you should be is on our public roads!!!!!! Ugh, this angers me so much as I’ve been nearly killed dozens of times by senior citizens in their cars(weapons!) Keep yer eyes open Weem 🙂

    • Quentin Redbeard

      November 4, 2013 at 12:18

      Bouncing titties always bring down the rage-o-meter :DI like the way Micra woman actually stopped at the line, almost to lull you into a false sense of security 😮

    • wody21

      November 4, 2013 at 08:40

      Noice vid, loved the little extra fx-s (rageOmeter, lolface raindrops 😀 ) Keep it up the gr8 work! Cheers.

    • ninjanelly350

      November 4, 2013 at 05:30

      Jeez you were a dickhead magnet that day Weeem! Lucky with that white micra if you were going a bit faster….You’d love it down here wall to wall coffin dodgers!

    • kimitheworm

      November 4, 2013 at 03:01

      you sir, have the patience of a saint….! Personally I would have had a quiet discussion with at least 3 of those idiots

    • Davy BikerBoi

      November 4, 2013 at 02:19

      Looks like I’m redoin me mod2 in the rain on the 14th. Praying for a nice dry day. Surprised how fast u go over the speed humps in the wet!!

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