Okaaaay …. Well, this is properly f*cked up.

I came up with the idea for this at the beginning of October and I’d planned to release it on Halloween night, but a few things got in the way (work, weather … apathy) and the time-line slipped.

As you may have guessed if you get this far, this is a parody of the cursed video in The Ring.
I say parody, but the more I did the darker it got 😀
There is a lighter version I made, but I figured, do it right or it’s not worth doing 😉

Putting this all together was a fair effort. I expected a lot, but it was a lot more involving than I had anticipated.
And it wasn’t cheap to do either …. the comedy 2ft. dildo on it’s own was £50 😀
(it may make some cameos in the future)

So there you have it.
4 weeks of brainstorming ideas (mainly in the shower), a day prepping the shot list, 2 days filming the clips … (on sunny days dammit), about 9 days editing and 4 renders until I gave up and needed to let it go.

I plan to do more tributes/parodies in the future, but nothing like this one. It went a bit dark….
Normal service shall resume shortly 🙂



Thanks to The Crumble for the use of the his dead seal picture

Background Music
HighDrama – Timo Mass
Scissors – Slipknot


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  • BimbleBoy Blue 5 years ago

    …you are a very special boy.10/10.

  • vanvan13 5 years ago

    Have you noticed how all the comments focus on the large cock? Did no-one notice the dildo??

  • Leadpin 5 years ago

    HAHAHAHA!! This was awesome!! <3

  • VtwinVlogster 5 years ago

    Nice, I totally understand what was going on there.

  • BikersPOV 5 years ago

    Lol 🙂 Nice Job m8

  • StromRyder13 5 years ago

    That was awesome, Eff,d up wierd but awesome !!!! Loved it ! 🙂

  • dolfanyan1972 5 years ago

    I take it the therapy is not working!…

  • Beaver 314 5 years ago

    that was seriously good… not sure where you’re going with this but it was pretty impressive 🙂

  • TheDeltaFoxtrotZulu . 5 years ago

    Before you ride, you see the Weem

  • alliwanttosayismeow 5 years ago

    Omg XD Vic’s and Alex’ hand touch had me like O.O #valex XP

  • Samurai H 5 years ago

    Great editingVery cool videoThumbs up

  • Livin' Rob 5 years ago

    Very cool. Could be a Tool video! 🙂

  • 201mxflyboy201 5 years ago

    When you started to come out of the closet. Lol

  • Southern Fried 5 years ago

    Some poop came out…Seriously, an epic edit!

  • TheSpikeyBiker 5 years ago

    Work of art mate. I’m not sure how you did most of it but really awesome haha.

  • Herrberrt Longrod 5 years ago

    Your a very strange man..Can see where your time went,great editing Weem.Glad you decided not to save it for next year..

  • Sir Bitchalot 5 years ago

    I’m worried about you. Just a little concerned you understand. Also, I’m rather glad I live on the other side of the world.Again. Just a little concerned.

  • DanDoolittle 5 years ago

    Something is wrong with you

  • WildBill 5 years ago

    I don’t know where we are heading with this but I LIKE it.

  • Stuart Hardy Cull 5 years ago

    Coal Chamber. Damn…….

  • Odd John 5 years ago

    This is what happens to our minds when we live in the England for too long?? Geez. Nice editing, can see why it was taking you so long dude.

  • The Infamous Biker 5 years ago

    That was awesome mate. Not even gonna ask where “big Ben” came from. Haha

  • KaySee Moto 5 years ago

    Not sure what I watched.Not sure if I enjoyed it or not.Not sure on anything anymore.

  • clanmac66 5 years ago


  • The Crumble 5 years ago

    That was bloody epic! Brilliantly creative dude-loved it!!

  • Alfa persius 5 years ago

    that was somewhat disturbingly weird! Great production!

  • CalmBiker 5 years ago

    Was going to comment but my phone is ringing…

  • Dan Retrolixus 5 years ago

    Fantastic! ummm that dildo is HUGE! lol

  • Rob Eilbeck 5 years ago

    fucking marvelous

  • Ethan Senior 5 years ago

    I honestly don’t know what to say. But awesome editing:) Thank fuck no creepy Dolls were in it! Near the end of the video my cat came into my room ( which was completely dark) and just sat there and meowed, fucking shit my pants! :/

  • Dracati Ducati 5 years ago

    Wickedly Brilliant !!!;)It’s time…

  • The Northern Vlogger 5 years ago

    Could not be much darker without the use of excrement! Bravo.

  • Jordan Dalton 5 years ago

    that… that dilo… what the fuck…

  • Emsy Wemsy 5 years ago

    Awesome! The dildo should probably have it’s own channel.

  • Dangerous Hamster 5 years ago

    That is the shit !! Well done…

  • steelfabric 5 years ago

    That was brilliant. You got some dark shit going on in your head, but brilliant dark shit none the less.

  • Thunderous71 5 years ago

    WTF did I just watch…. and one of the props has me worried 😉

  • OfficialSmo 5 years ago

    Huge amount of work gone into that, well done fella!

  • The Gentleman Biker 5 years ago

    Well I hope you’re happy, my insurance doesn’t cover blown minds. That was absolutely amazing Weem, I lost my shit when your suit floated away in the bathroom. That face in the window! Pissed myself!

  • Picklepoo 5 years ago

    I might just share this with the “ladies”!

  • Dat Leen 5 years ago

    that was awesome man… different but awesome… i loved it.. keep it up.. Stay Safe… Ride Safer

  • SpinyBiker 5 years ago

    Thanks for sharing your dildo with me….erm…. ;\

  • Robert Flagg 5 years ago

    Amazing video!

  • AquidneckRider 5 years ago

    ok…that was Fuckin Sick!!! Love the editing!! Great job!

  • I can’t stop laughing send help

  • Ryan Brown 5 years ago

    Wow its like that tape from The Ring. Now people will write creepy stories about it to fool others into thinking its true.

  • joentje292 5 years ago

    dat dildo tho

  • sjbali 5 years ago

    loved it! soooooo dildo, pink dress in the closet is there something you want to tell us ?

  • Lurch OnABike 5 years ago

    Brilliant! Well put together, I’d have needed to have started a project like that about 3 years ago 🙂

  • Beefiebelly 5 years ago

    Kylie is gonna wonder how you got her Big Bertha without her knowing. Did you stealth it down into her dark dungeon? I can only imagine the horrors that lurked there, I’m guessing that gonna be the next Dark Weem vid 😀

  • SimplePingu 5 years ago

    Some pee came out…

  • SirJambo 5 years ago

    Urmm…. Ok. After seeing the dildo and an open closet I couldn’t help but think you were trying to tell us something ;D

  • Lamb Chop Rides 5 years ago

    Very cool love it! Was expecting the phone to ring when it ended. Would have shit myself if it had haha

  • Diefullah 5 years ago

    I’m officially excited.

  • reg rr 5 years ago

    You dark bastard…Loved it..:) SOO!! is the dildo yours.. 🙂

  • sgtmarkins 5 years ago

    Great work. Dildo or no dildo

  • KIZAB1 5 years ago

    Great video the only thing that worry a me is that you have a massive dildo 🙂 RS

  • Skeggy Cruiser 5 years ago

    Hahaha! Awesome weeem, and thankfully no clowns, loved it bro RSM8.

  • CNCycle 5 years ago

    That was awesome. Creepy and funny. Well done.

  • Mean Sheep 5 years ago

    Its age restricted

  • Finnoctane 5 years ago

    So you’re responsible for making those random looped video installations at art galleries xD Proper effort you’ve put into this! The bit with you standing on the hill is a nice touch…and the dildo LOL

  • theturkishbiker 93 5 years ago

    Really well edited mate. Loving the dildo though. Did not expect that haha XD.

  • TwoWheelsUK 5 years ago
  • TwoWheelsUK 5 years ago

    The dildo had me laughing so much, must share.. Cannot risk the curse!

  • BMWK75Rider 5 years ago

    Well done! Very nice 😀

  • DEVON MELON 5 years ago

    did you kill that loveable puppet that always gives out birthday messages?

  • Steezy G 5 years ago

    That Dildo!!!! hahaha, nice work man.

  • Loveme Fashions 5 years ago

    Bridal flower girls by Lovemefashions, Erumely,Kottayam Kerala