Tag: CMP
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Right, enough of the chitchat, I need morphine. Do you have any .... I NEEED SOOOME
Thursday, June 20th, 2019 at 10:03pm
It's not every day I get accused of being racist... and all because I used a "👌" in a tweet 🤔
Apparently it means white power now instead of OK...? #GetInTheSea
The twat blocked me after being set straight 😂
Origin: https://t.co/aaOOeqm60f https://t.co/QmTyzjByWX
It's not every day I get accused of being racist... and all because I used a "👌" in a tweet 🤔
Apparently it means white power now instead of OK...? #GetInTheSea
The twat blocked me after being set straight 😂
Origin: https://t.co/aaOOeqm60f https://t.co/QmTyzjByWX
Thursday, June 20th, 2019 at 6:18am
@how_dandy @YouAndYourEgo Not all hero's wear capes 🙂👍
Bless you lass.
I think we're done now.
@how_dandy @YouAndYourEgo Not all hero's wear capes 🙂👍
Bless you lass.
I think we're done now.
Thursday, June 20th, 2019 at 6:14am
@YouAndYourEgo @how_dandy I showed this tweet to my girlfriend of 13yrs.
I won't repeat what she said after she stopped laughing, but it was in the ballpark of "Fornicate Off" 😂
She's Indian btw, so if I was wp, then I can't be very good at it 😜
You can stop being a cunt now.
#MoveAlong
@YouAndYourEgo @how_dandy I showed this tweet to my girlfriend of 13yrs.
I won't repeat what she said after she stopped laughing, but it was in the ballpark of "Fornicate Off" 😂
She's Indian btw, so if I was wp, then I can't be very good at it 😜
You can stop being a cunt now.
#MoveAlong
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019 at 11:02pm
@MemeSmuggler @YouAndYourEgo @DennysDiner Some people relish being the victim, even when there's nothing malicious.
@MemeSmuggler @YouAndYourEgo @DennysDiner Some people relish being the victim, even when there's nothing malicious.
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019 at 11:02pm
@how_dandy @DennysDiner I'm not 🙂
My Indian g/f and Chinese stepmom would agree 😉
.... but I guess the burger buns are white? 🤣
I shouldn't say that 'cos some idiot will probably try to twist that to fit their agenda too.
@how_dandy @DennysDiner I'm not 🙂
My Indian g/f and Chinese stepmom would agree 😉
.... but I guess the burger buns are white? 🤣
I shouldn't say that 'cos some idiot will probably try to twist that to fit their agenda too.
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019 at 10:53pm
@LegendOda @YouAndYourEgo @how_dandy @DennysDiner Reachin' harder than Elastigirl...
@LegendOda @YouAndYourEgo @how_dandy @DennysDiner Reachin' harder than Elastigirl...
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019 at 10:46pm
@lambchops1971 🙈
At least you can spank it now without worrying that you'll damage it 🙂👍
#SilverLining
@lambchops1971 🙈
At least you can spank it now without worrying that you'll damage it 🙂👍
#SilverLining
Tuesday, June 18th, 2019 at 10:04pm
@how_dandy @DennysDiner It's sadly true. It started as a hoax a couple years ago, but the Internet took it to be true... Fiction became face and now it has a shared meaning.
Not in the context of burgers and pancakes tho 😉
@how_dandy @DennysDiner It's sadly true. It started as a hoax a couple years ago, but the Internet took it to be true... Fiction became face and now it has a shared meaning.
Not in the context of burgers and pancakes tho 😉
Monday, June 17th, 2019 at 9:32pm
@Premises187 I cut the knee protector pockets out of all mine and wear these instead. A perfect fit for all trousers 👌
(I replaced the Spada armour with 3DO stuff)
https://t.co/Lc3EjpUbbg
@Premises187 I cut the knee protector pockets out of all mine and wear these instead. A perfect fit for all trousers 👌
(I replaced the Spada armour with 3DO stuff)
https://t.co/Lc3EjpUbbg
Monday, June 17th, 2019 at 4:54am
@DennysDiner Mm... Yea... No.... But your burgers are heavenly 👌 https://t.co/Ac47Y2Z9es
@DennysDiner Mm... Yea... No.... But your burgers are heavenly 👌 https://t.co/Ac47Y2Z9es
Friday, June 14th, 2019 at 11:39pm
@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Would I step in front of moving traffic just to prove a point?
No mate, I'm not police.
Would I film it from the side of the road and report it?
Not personally, but it's a far better option than standing in the middle of the road recording it.
@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Would I step in front of moving traffic just to prove a point?
No mate, I'm not police.
Would I film it from the side of the road and report it?
Not personally, but it's a far better option than standing in the middle of the road recording it.
Thursday, June 13th, 2019 at 10:49pm
@MikeyCycling @theJeremyVine Every day I have to avoid people ignoring red traffic lights. Hands down the most dangerous part of my commute.
@MikeyCycling @theJeremyVine Every day I have to avoid people ignoring red traffic lights. Hands down the most dangerous part of my commute.
Thursday, June 13th, 2019 at 10:44pm
@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Low hanging fruit.... He should try stopping red light jumpers instead (available at every major junction near youuuu)
Then he'd get some respect 👌
@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Low hanging fruit.... He should try stopping red light jumpers instead (available at every major junction near youuuu)
Then he'd get some respect 👌